Marc Gasol: Oyes, Rudy, I have a question.
Myself: Why have I made request for a trade to New York, Boston, or Chicago?
Marc: What? No! I was going to tell a joke about why the beard of a Spaniard can only grow to the length of a centimeter. Is this trade you speak of truth?
Marc: So while you relocate to a world-class city with excellent air travel to España, I will continue to labor in the perdition known as—
Myself: Memphis. But what of your joke, mi amigo?
Marc: There is no joke.
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