"¿Qué Coño?" is Spanish for "What the Fernandez?"

At this siting is a survey of the people for the "¿Qué coño?" (or in English, the less graceful "WTF?") Play of the YearMy entrance to this match was enabled by the following outrage against the gods of the parquet:

What I find most odd is that I do not recall the pavilion playing this organ-grinding music. But no matter— Cast, toss, or otherwise sling a vote today. And remember, a vote for me is a vote for yo mismo!
(And gracias for the levity, Dave.)


Fly Like a Spanish Eagle!

As I swoop through the ether, behold who shrinks from my unspeakable velocity . . . my own mate, Marcus Camby!