Kobe of Arabia

As I rest for international play, rest assured I still keep Pau’s team in my purview. And seeing my friend’s Lakers mate dressed in these alabaster travesties, my orbs bugged!

Clearly, Bryant needed to consult the fashion expertise of a more cosmopolitan player.

So I penned a quick note: “My dearest Kobe,” it read, “please consider Pau's advice when creating ensembles.”

I soon received a reply from the muslin-clad one:
“Spaniard, let me correct either your grammar or your morals. You address me, ‘My dearest Kobe.’ Am I to believe you have OTHER dear Kobes? I thought not. And now I must excuse myself to adjust my burnoose.” 
Touché! And please to enjoy your adventures in the sands of Arabia.

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