To achieve a sensation of what it would be like to be a shorter yet faster personage, I appeared on the Spanish TV program Buenafuente.
Do not allow worrisome thoughts to plague you; this is not the result of some rash cosmetic surgery! Rather, as you can see below, I had the assistance of an assisting assistant.
Reflecting upon my short experience on Buenafuente, I've grasped two things:
1.) I am fast enough at my present height.
2.) I need to dismiss my agent!