Shellings from Afar

Today, I slip out of my role as international basketball player to be an international investigative journalist. Devotional readers of these bloggings may recall the Ukrainian armed forces commercial Sergio showed me last annum:

And now I rip off the tank lid from the recruitment efforts of the Austrian army. Watch this most shameless exploitation of the Ukrainian effort; it is emulated shot-by-shot. (Oh, "shot-by-shot" is an English pun— ¡Pum!)

And finally, let me lob my own bombshell; a Portland newscast that describes me as "enigmatic"!