1.7.09

Flim-Flam Stories and Tapas

I have had to pull myself away from Camp Rudy to deal with a host of reports rounding the corner. It seems many are intent on scooping news that I will demand a trade if Hedo Turkoglu is obtained by the Trail Blazers.

These are mere flim-flam stories, and nothing but shams and lies!

But let me hypothetically state that if Hedo is obtained, the Asia Minor native might pull apart the Blazers in a major way. Just look at what he is doing to Peja! Further, Hedo is infamous for eating pizza just before a match.

This is unheard of, and I frown upon it. It belies a lack of professional intent. And as Sergio and I have shown, chicken strips and tapas (French fries) should be the preferred pregame meal!
Hedo from Basketbawful.

11 comments:

  1. Great post, thanks Rudy!

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  2. Its very Great you were able to take time to respond to this false report. Rudy i never believed you could be mad. RUDY RUDY RUDY!!! your the man and by far my favorite player.

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  3. Thank you Rudy!!

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  4. I knew it was crap

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  5. Glad to know the rumors are false i've been a portland fan since Pippen was there and he was my most favorite player and i stuck with Portland after he left i now have a new favorite player in You Rudy i hate to see you go we Need you! RUDY! RUDY!

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  6. Portland loves you and appreciates your patience. Sorry that you lost Sergio, maybe we can score RR as a consolation :)

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  7. I play bass guitar and my guitar is red and white and the brand is 'fernandes.' I would love to write an anthem honoring your excellence. The Blazers are the only team for me and you are a ROCK STAR !

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  8. Hola, Rudy! I was sooo very relieved to read this post. I have been a Blazer fan since the Clyde Drexler days and it would have been a real shame if you were to go. You should be starting, but that argument is for another day. I'm just glad your still a Blazer and happy! Thanks for the great post. RUDY, RUDY, RUDY!!!

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  9. I THINK YOU ALL SHOULD KNOW BEFORE YOU POST ANY MORE COMMENTS TO "RUDY".....THIS IS A HYPOTHETICAL BLOG OF WHAT RUDY MIGHT BE THINKING DONE BY A LOCAL WRITER BY THE NAME OF BART KING. DONT GET ME WRONG I LOVE THIS SITE AND THINK BART IS A GENIUS, BUT THESE POSTS ARE NOT FROM RUDY FERNANDEZ....

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  10. this blog is pure gold

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  11. Best site ever...

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