2.4.10

Spheres of Activity & Buttered Popcorn

A difficult day. I just concluded a conversation with my paramour in which Cristina shared that she grows tired of my year-round basketballing. 

Why? She claims it is a bore. 

To which I replied, “Boring? But basketball is life on the wing! What other sphere of human activity calls forth all that is most noble in men’s souls, and all that is most base? Or has such excitement? Or more vividly exposes our strengths and weaknesses? Boring? You might as well say that life itself is boring!” 

There was no response, and I am not sure how much of my speech she heard. (Which is most unfortunate, as I was most pleased with the “sphere of human activity” line!)

Adición: When word reached our locker chamber of the April Fools prank played on Kenyon Martin, there were some smiles. A member of J.R. Smith’s entourage filled Martin’s auto with buttered popcorn. This was an unfortunate choice, as the car’s interior was white! 

Martin was so enraged, Martell Webster said he “threatened to get Orville Redenbacher on someone’s ass”!

3 comments:

  1. Orville Redenbacher on someone's ass... lol, awesome

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  2. yeah rudy- sometimes women whom we love (or just people in general), just really don't understand basketball.
    my love jokes that its all about "penetration" and "scoring"... sex jokes basically... we both have a good laugh over that!

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  3. Nice pic of the Birdman.

    On anyone else a lip cufflink would just look silly.

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