Sergio laughed when he saw my bobblehead. (He thinks the jaw is much too big.) As Sergio continued to tease me, I asked to see his bobblehead. At this, he turned away and turned on the karaoke machine. Am I the only European the Trail Blazers have made a bobblehead of?
It turns out this is not the case. Later, Sergio retrieved his bobblehead of yesteryear from the mothballs. Look; he resembles Lance Armstrong in a Blazers outfit!
In additions, a reader tells me the Blazers made a bobblehead of Arvydas Sabonis. He is European.