EL BLOG ILUSORIO DE RUDY: This Time Is Not That Time

1.4.09

This Time Is Not That Time

¡Por favor, mi amigo!

When I chortle in appreciation, my injured back cries out.

Foto by Ben Golliver.

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AnonymousApril 1, 2009 at 4:57 PM
Yuk, back injuries are a curse. But surely is the price for this gruelling season. On the other hand, you're an important piece on a playoff-bound team in the NBA, the fans really appreciate your spark on the floor, and you surely got a lot of great nba times ahead. Not bad, man. Feliz cumpleaños, malgrat l'esquena.
jose
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AnonymousApril 1, 2009 at 7:22 PM
aw get well soon
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alexaApril 1, 2009 at 10:43 PM
aha that's funny! I need a Fernandez jersey ;D All I see at my school are people wearing B Roy or Oden jerseys...Get well soon!
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Rudy's Hypothetical Rules of Basketball

1. In ten years, nobody will remember the details of score, assists, or rebounds. They will only remember who won them a chalupa.

2. Any shot worth shooting is worth shooting twice.

3. When not shooting on offense, you should be communicating, passing, and running. Also, yell “Foul!” repeatedly. Why? How can officials summon help if you yell “Good D!” or “Our opponents are superior!”?

4. If legitimately called for a foul, say, “A good call!” (Do this no more than once a game.)

5. When in possession of the ball, have a plan. Further, have a back-up plan, because the first plan won't work (unless you are Brandon Roy).

6. Use cover or concealment as much as possible. (Both Oden and Pryzbilla provide these in abundance.)

7. On defense, ignore words and direct your eyesight to the ball. (Opposing Cleveland, LeBron James told me he would pull up for a jumper. I advanced upon him. Then James drove baseline with great speed. Both of my ankles gave way!)

8. The faster you begin an opponent’s blow-out, the more shots everyone will get.

9. Be polite and professional to everyone you play against. Then destroy them, for they wish to defeat you.

10. Practice shooting in a dimly-lit practice area with someone shouting unflattering threats at you. (I found this useful in Europe, where partial power outages were not uncommon.)

11. You may feel sad about snapping another team’s back with a clinch alley-oop or a clutching 3-pointer. But sadness is preferred to losing. And the winning will then bring happiness. (In the case of defeating the Lakers, the happiness will be most pronounced.)

12. Purple is not my color. (It may not be anyone’s color.)